Current Residence: Radioactive Armpit of Tennessee
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite style of art: Cartooning
Operating System: Windows XP and Mac OS X
MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic
Favourite cartoon character: Daffey Duck
Personal Quote: It's my opinion and I'm sticking to it!
- “And I will! When all obey my dictates, there will be no more chaos, no more war!”
I found something funny about some Brits asked to label all 50 states of the United States…
And I assure you people, Tennessee is not Arkansas! And Alaska, apparently you’re Hawaii now. The state of Washington is where Idaho used to be and well, Alaska decided to become the state of Washington. Oh and yeah, all the old people and Will Smith live in Florida.
Well at least he knows where Texas is, because that’s where have our oil!
And I knew one day Minnesota would one day eat Montana! Mostly because Wisconsin kicked Minnesota out of the neighborhood. And Ohio? Did you teleport to Missouri? No, New Hampshire teleported you to Missouri after erasing Missouri right off the map.
And poor Utah. Other than being the homeland of some of the most annoying religious people to travel door to door and disturb your sleep on a Saturday, apparently British people don’t even know you exist.
I’m sure my British fans would learn quickly when I mention to them: “You know all those Mormons (the guys who ride bikes, wear hotel clerk clothes and always have this creepy smile on their faces) who show up at your door to share with you the story of when Jesus Christ decided to vacation in Cancun? Well, UTAH is the state that they come from!”
Also Wyoming is now the great state of WTF! And Colorado? You’re Kansas now.
And you know I can’t really make a joke about confusing West Virginia for Virginia, because even the computers at my work does the same damned thing.
Don’t worry, my British fans, we Americans suck at Geography too.
Well at least this guy kinda sorta knows where all the former Communist nations were and was more than happy to admit to his shame.
But it gets even better.
We now know where we not only get our Turkey from, but also our Stuffing. Because we are Hungary.
And I’m pretty sure Serbia is not Slovakia. But at least she gave Austria a smilie face.
And apparently Poland decided to get revenge upon Germany for always picking, on them, I mean World War II wasn’t that nice to Poland, and Poland decided to take over Germany, pushing all the Germans out into Switzerland.
Why did Poland conquer Germany? Because Hungary conquered Poland after getting their hands on Turkey and Stuffing.
And Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia are just COLD.
But I will have to say, with the constantly changing of the European maps because some people want to join other countries, or combined and or separate countries, are any of you that surprised?
I mean, in my lifetime, I’ve noted at the most 3 or 4 map revisions (though I realize that may be either more or less than what I noted). And I still have that globe that still has East Germany and West Germany on it.
Still, this was a laugh.
Arkansas is now in Tennessee, that’s a laugh.
Dragons in Warcraft are more like giant, fire spitting, flying loot bags. Not characters who have their own interests and feelings.
I mean you smack one in the head and he/she drops that trinket you needed to get your gear level high enough to do the raids.