Behold and bow before the King of Dragons, the Lord of the North Wind, the--guy who likes to dress up as an old, senile wizard who can't get the spell Fireball right. His six-winged glory, Bahamut--I mean Paladine...I mean...damn...

The guy who everyone in the DL fandom believe was the real person who screwed up Krynn during the Fifth Age.

I mean, he's the Platinum Dragon, the Grand Poobah of Dragons and he's the same guy who screws up every time at being a god. Well, at least he makes a cool summon for those of you who play Final Fantasy 7.

Well, don't fret, Paladine, or Bahamut, or whatever you wanna refer him as, only screws up every so often in my stories. And he likes to play poker and is known to steal gems from the dwarves on Bytopia.

And for those of you who have read some of my insane Transformers stories--you're looking at Unicron's father. Didn't see that one coming, did you? Hey, guess who his mother is? Her name starts with a 'T' and she has five heads.

I'll tell you one thing, this is an upgrade on shininess since that Silver Dragon image I did. I tried hard at getting platinum right, but platinum and silver generally look the same when polished.