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Deviousness `anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More
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Sta.sh
THE WORLD SHRANK
MY GIRL AND MY MOTORCYCLE
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT DRAGON IN THE FACE!
Iggy: "Oy, you! Yeah, I'm talking to you, you fucking fat bastard!"
Deathwing: "I'm not fat!"
Iggy: "Shut up! You're so fat you have to have metal plates welded to your hide to keep your scales from splitting apart in red stretch marks! No wonder those fucking fat bastards with no life like you so much. You're the epitome of them!"
Deathwing: "Watch your tongue, I am the Aspect of Death and I have..."
Iggy: "Shut the fuck up! When you can conjure up matter and antimatter, then I'll be impressed. Splitting the planet apart? The Lord of Atlantis shat better world destroying ideas! I can make the bloody sun implode upon its own weight. Try again."
Deathwing: "Oh...shit."
Iggy: "That's right, bitch. I'm the master of every element and even the ones in between. And don't you fucking forget it. Now go run some laps. You need to loose the weight so you can still fit in your fucking skin!"
Deathwing: "But I'm not fat!" *cries*
Alexstrasza: "Hey, who said you could insult Nel like that?"
Iggy: Oh bloody hell, who is this ugly looking bitch? You think you are a Red Dragon? Hah, I've seen Chromatic wyrmling tougher than you! And humans for that matter!
Alexstrasza: "What did you say?"
Iggy: "You death you overgrown lizard with wings or too stupid to understand the insults I'm throwing at you?"
Alexstrasza: "Stop it!" *starts crying*
Iggy: "Aye, cry like the little baby you are!"
Deathwing: "...I'm gonna go exercise now..."