Mother of the Year Contender

Since we're getting close to Mother's Day.  I figure I would at least show everyone the next winner for Mother of the Year.

And it's this sweet lady right here...who thought that it's okay to pile a bunch of children in the back of her trunk all because her sedan can't hold them all.

Just watch.



That lady with the floral moomoo is our nominee.  

Now, I am meaning this in sarcasm, because though I may not be a mother, I can certainly say that packing kids into a trunk so you can drive to a pizza joint is NOT good parenting.

And some of those children looked at least 13-14 years old.  Maybe.
I'm sure several of you have already seen this video, but I thought we all could watch together and pretty much ask the question of...


WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, LADY?!

A sedan can hold three small children comfortably in the back, without a car seat.  Now with car seats, two children preferably.

But this, hell fucking no!

You don't do this.

And, yes, this is Florida.  It was shot in Jacksonville, Florida.  

Florida, I used to love you.  I even called you my second home when I was younger because I loved the beach and the palm trees.  But stop giving me a reason for building a giant laser to cut you off from the rest of the country.

I will go mad scientist and build me a giant laser just to slice you off from the rest of us.  

You gotta stop doing this.  First you liquify your own dead and put them back into your drinking water.  Your own alligators are afraid of your snakes.  You are slowly becoming a microcosm of Australia.  I have no idea how that's even possible.

And you have people putting kids into trunks of cars so they could drive to a pizza joint.

Luckily, her entire family is being investigated, and I can only hope that the kids will be taken in by families who can afford more than one car!

And yes, this family is poor.

You see, this is why I do not have children.  I know I cannot afford to have kids.  I don't make enough to make sure I am able to provide for children and make sure that they are funded well and are given proper opportunities to grow into stable citizens.  

Because I have been on the poverty line as a child.  Luckily, I was the only child.  No sisters or brothers.  So, I can in fact throw my own opinion on this situation.  Because I have been there.  I have been there, and I have lived it.

And don't give me this crap about sex education and all that as well.  I know my sex ed was horrible.  But I think I had enough smarts to make my own decision NOT to get into a relationship that would result in having children when I can't afford to have children.

I suppose I'm so fucking smart that I could figure it out on my own.  And no, I didn't have the greatest of role models on building proper relationships with the opposite sex either.

And you know what?  My mother actually knew that.  She was a terrible role model in that aspect.  And she knew I could tell.  

So, even as a child, I knew that that having children when you can't afford to have children is a bad idea.

Well, someone should have told that lady.

There is nothing wrong with putting your kids up for adoption because you can't afford to keep them.  

And if you can't afford to have a second car to make sure your kids can get to a pizza joint in safety and without the fear of either suffocation, carbon monoxide poisoning, or possibly being squished by a rear-end fender-bender...then maybe either some of your kids have to stay home...or maybe, you're having TOO MANY DAMNED KIDS than you could afford!

And that is why the Mother of the Year Award exists.  So that we can all learn from the idiocy of this lady.