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Journal Entry: Wed Feb 20, 2013, 9:32 PM




Here we go,  part two.

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Again, I know Christians, most of them aren't this stupid.

And they mention Anton Lavey as well.  Interesting.  I think Anton Lavey said something about people like these....

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

Makes more sense than what these two douchebags are saying, and I'm not even a Satanist.

Oh, he also has something to say about children as well.

9. Do not harm little children.

Also makes sense.  And what are these two douchebags advocating?  That children having imagination and intelligence is bad?  Isn't that harmful to the kids to tell them that intelligence and imagination is bad?

The Satanist is sounding nicer than Phil and Gary, that's not supposed to happen!

But I digress.

Also, according to these douchebags, there's something called the Obi-Witchcraft which channels powers into the person after chanting "Obi, obi, obi" over and over again.

Were they talking about Princess Leia and her botched up recording to Obi-Wan Kenobi?  Um.  That was a recording and these people are stupid.


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*Ravenfire5 Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
oh god, there is more of this BS? makes me wonder how these two idiots got on camera in the first place, but then again, it was the 80s.
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~Ultima-Wraith Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Having possible thoughts that contradict Christianity is bad, mmmkay?
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~Ortheka Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Obi-witchcraft?! Hands off Obi-Wan >:|
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~OHNOBOY Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
When something like this comes up.... I can't help but shake my head and drink tea. This is so sad it's funny.
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:iconchaoswolf1982:
Remember, kids, the Smurfs are gay zombie communists, and it's bad to have creative thoughts and personal judgement.
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:iconarthus850:
If you're wondering why I have "LOL" in my first comment instead of something about anger, then it's because this is so ridiculous that I can't help but laugh.
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:iconchaoswolf1982:
Speaking as a Christian...

These guys are hilarious in their boastful ignorance.
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:iconarthus850:
LOL. These guys really make my religion look more evil than the religions that truly are evil.
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*Ghostwalker2061 Feb 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
It's actually an irony. The so-called satanic rules are more like common sense rules.
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