Current Residence: Radioactive Armpit of Tennessee
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Favourite cartoon character: Daffey Duck
Personal Quote: It's my opinion and I'm sticking to it!
Here’s the thing. These people are incredibly arrogant. And I do mean arrogant. They think they stumbled upon some enlightening idea, that no one else would ever believe in, and their egos are so inflated that they honestly think they are the only sane person in a world of insanity. And that they are the only ones who can lead the sheeple out of darkness…and the Illuminati controlled NASA or whatever.
And apparently, I’m apart of this global conspiracy due to my Jewish ancestry.
I’m an astronomer who also volunteers at an observatory where we constantly have actual verifiable proof that these flattards are full of shit. And a few times, we ran numbers from our JOVE telescope to NASA, so we're NASA paid conspirators according to these idiots. But no, it doesn’t matter the amount of testable evidence we can give them that they can in fact test themselves by using simple geometry, they are gonna believe their bullshit, and that’s that.
Because their egos are just insanely vast. However, their egos aren’t so massive that it can hold the Sun in place about 3 thousand miles away from the Earth. Nor can that ego be so massive to hold the Moon at a similar distance.
But they like to think so.
But they love to take comfort in the belief that this is all for them! All made for them! Yay!
And that we’re not a product of chance at all. Nope! It’s designed for us, and the Earth is flat.
But here’s the problem, the mentally ill often don’t realize they’re mentally ill, and will often deny that they are.
One thing George Carlin got right, think about how many stupid people in the world, and there are in fact half of that population that’s even more stupid than the average stupid person.
The same goes for the Flattards. Find a census of how many Flattards there are, and there’s a good chance of half of that number being even more stupid.
Their egos are high, but their intelligence is rather…well…
No flattard has ever truly made any contribution to the scientific community.
This was taken off of a video from a flattard in an jetliner, stating that there is in fact a flat horizon.
This idiot’s ego is so massive that he didn’t even realize that his own video debunks his claim of the “flat” horizon.
Wow! Just wow!
How can you honestly be this stupid?
Tycho Brahe didn't believe in the flat earth, and he was a geocentrist. But Brahe at least gets a pass on believing in geocentrism because the first telescopes powerful enough to not only see parallax in stars, but actually were accurate enough to find out that the Earth really was orbiting the Sun, were made years after his death. So he never lived long enough to see his theories disproven. But they were, eventually. He die years before Copernicus and Galileo made their discoveries using better equipment. The only reason why Brahe said that stars didn't have parallax was because he was viewing them unaided using the tools he had. When new tools were invented after his death, what really was happening became apparent. Unfortunately, people like Galileo were imprison for at last stating that helocentrism was real!
Something that has never happened to any flattard ever! Honestly, stop being so full of yourselves to think that you've stumbled onto something great that the Government would want to imprison you for. No government cares about what morons do and think.
Of course if the idiot eventually realizes that what he was looking at was indeed a curved surface on an oblate spheroid, and not a floating space pizza sitting on the backs of four elephants, standing on a giant turtle, then he would probably scream out “NASA altered my image! Conspiracy to hide dah truth!”
Because this is what they often return to rather than finally admit they are in fact wrong.
Because, once more, their egos and their mental illnesses won’t let them see what’s so friggin’ plain to see, even when their actual video SHOOTS IT!
"Sorry, but your ego isn't a gravity well, and it's certainly not strong enough to hold the sun in place."